Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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