Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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