People with herpes should wear stickers.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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