You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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