what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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