Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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