What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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