Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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