there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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