Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We just shotgunned beers for America
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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