Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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