Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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