am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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