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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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