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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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