so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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