my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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