: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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