i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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