Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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