super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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