Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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