am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Boobs speak an international language.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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