She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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