So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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