I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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