seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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