I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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