The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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