Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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