we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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