You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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