I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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