terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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