So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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