All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Come on in and take your pants off
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