If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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