Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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