I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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