My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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