that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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