you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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