I heard we made out
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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