I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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