sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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