So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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