Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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