Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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