is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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