how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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