and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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