The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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