so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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