Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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