He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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