Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Come on in and take your pants off
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